For the delightfully dysfunctional and charmingly confused. This tee says what your therapist’s intake form already knows—without you having to fill it out. Perfect for coffee runs, doomscrolling sessions, or pretending you’re “just tired.”
Soft & Breathable
Lightweight cotton that’s comfy enough for daily wear and soft enough to survive your next spiral.
Neutral but Never Boring
Available in Black, White, and Sport Grey—because uncertainty looks good on everyone. Also available in multiple colors!
Inclusive Sizing
From S through 3XL, so every overthinker can rock their truth in comfort.
Why You’ll Love It
It’s the ultimate uniform for the mildly unhinged: simple, relatable, and unapologetically self-aware.
For the delightfully dysfunctional and charmingly confused. This tee says what your therapist’s intake form already knows—without you having to fill it out. Perfect for coffee runs, doomscrolling sessions, or pretending you’re “just tired.”
Soft & Breathable
Lightweight cotton that’s comfy enough for daily wear and soft enough to survive your next spiral.
Neutral but Never Boring
Available in Black, White, and Sport Grey—because uncertainty looks good on everyone. Also available in multiple colors!
Inclusive Sizing
From S through 3XL, so every overthinker can rock their truth in comfort.
Why You’ll Love It
It’s the ultimate uniform for the mildly unhinged: simple, relatable, and unapologetically self-aware.
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